Lately I’m all about being fairer to my fellow female race, I’ve been better at calling people names in jest and all that shit, but holy shit.  We spent our first night in the new apartment last night and one of our neighbours is the world’s biggest skank bag and I want to punch her door down and give her a talking to.  SHE HAD THE LOUDEST SEX WITH HER BOYFRIEND and it went for HOURS.  It was RANK.  First of all, NO ONE BELIEVES YOU HONEY, NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF MAN KIND HAS EVER HAD TEN ORGASMS EVERY TEN MINUTES FOR TWO HOURS!  YOU ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW FOR ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN. Second of all, even if you are an involuntary serial moaner (YOU’RE NOT!), PUT A PILLOW OVER YOUR FACE, shut your windows and HAVE SOME RESPECT.

Worst night of my whole life.  I have absolutely NO qualms with saying she is a complete slore.

Fuckofffuckofffuckoffffuckfofofofofof